verb. [doosh ] [ loi-ter-ing ]
The act of accompanying an individual to a location and then checking your watch, huffing and puffing, and generally whining about how long it is taking.
This occurence is most notable during salon appointments, but can be found at Nordstrom’s, The MAC Counter, Museums and basically anywhere else a woman might ever want to visit.
Be careful out there ladies.. Any of us could easily fall prey to Douche Loitering.
My client’s boyfriend is Douche Loitering in the lobby. He keeps texting her asking if she is almost done. They got here 10 minutes ago…
When was the last time you fell victim to Douche Loitering?