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Stalker’s Paradise

After spending the last two weeks in Vegas at NAHA and TrendVision,  we are in tip-top stalking mode.  Joking about living in Stalker’s Paradise and having grown up in the 90′s we immediately commissioned our friend, Neil, to create a new song for us.   We think the lyrics below are what Coolio REALLY meant! He was definitely a #HairNerd, right?! 

**Get the full effect by pairing the audio and lyrics**

 

STALKERS PARADISE 2013

As I stalk through the valley of the shadow of the internet

I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothin’ left

Cause I’ve been hash-taggin’ and double tapping so long,

That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

But I never crossed a nerd that didn’t deserve it

Maybe treated like a weirdo…you know that’s unheard of

You better watch out how you’re stalking and where you’re lurkin’

Or you and your homies might be shunned and blocked…

I really hate to monitor your every move, but I gotta loc

As they post, I see myself in the Hot Tool smoke, fool

I’m the kind of prowler the little homies wanna be like

On my computer in the night, commenting on your videos in the moonlight

 

Been spending most their lives, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most their nights, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most our lives, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most our nights, living in the stalkers paradise

 

Look at the situation they got me facin’

I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by facebookin’

So I gotta be down with the nerd stalking team

Too much internet surfin’ got me chasing dreams

I’m a beauty school educated fool with notoriety on my mind

Got my mouse in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I’m a loc’ed out stalker set trippin’ lurker

And my homies is down, bess believe we linger, fool

Fame aint nothing but a heartbeat away,

I’m living life liking posts, what can I say

I’m 18 now, but will I live to see 19

The way things are going, a girl can only dream…

 

Tell me why are we so eager to meet…

The ones we stalk…are you and me

 

Been spending most their lives, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most their nights, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most our lives, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most our nights, living in the stalkers paradise

 

Prowl and pursue, pursue and prowl

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody’s liking, but half of them aint lookin’

I just got unfollowed on Instagram, My life is practically ruined

They say I gotta learn, but nobody’s here to teach me

If they can’t understand, how can they reach me

I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t

I guess they front, that’s why the life of a lurker is all I want, fool

 

Been spending most their lives, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most their nights, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most our lives, living in the stalkers paradise

Been spending most our nights, living in the stalkers paradise

 

Tell me why are we so eager to meet…

The ones we stalk…are you and me

Tell me why are we so eager to meet…

The ones we stalk…are you and me

 

[Fade Out]

 

-Another HellaSoups Production 2013

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